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fuckyeahsimsmeme:

Once, some girl came to my house and started yelling at everyone inside, so I tricked her into coming down into the basement before locking the door on her. I kept her there for ages, and just before she starved, I’d toss in food to keep her alive. Even as my family aged up over time, I continued…

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darecrowavis:

aviculor:

taleasoldastimelords:

Men of Tumblr, I’m counting on you to make this one good.


I got stuck


Pansy

5 hours ago // 18,123 notes

kristenmastora7:

gallium-knight:

Here’s a test:

I’m holding a baby in one hand and a petri dish holding a fetus in the other.

I’m going to drop one. You chose which.

If you really truly believe a fetus is the same thing as a baby, it should be impossible for you to decide. You should have to flip a coin, that’s how impossible the decision should be.

Shot in the dark, you saved the baby.

Because you’re aware there’s a difference.

Now admit it

woah.

5 hours ago // 137,708 notes

catnus:

You see these arms? *flexes* wii sports resort 

5 hours ago // 57,629 notes

bluepac:

justlikenoel:

bluepac:

what if there was no backspace key and you had to live with your mistakes forever

A typewriter, that thing you’re thinking, it’s a typewriter

I was actually thinking of a computer without a backspace key 

(Source: bangays)

5 hours ago // 37,553 notes

oomshi:

*seductively whispers in your ear* what do you want from mcdonalds

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